March 20, 2012

Handy Husband-less [Day 11]

DAY 11: I find myself in a very strange land ruled by very tiny people. They have kidnapped my sleep and they have a list of demands: it includes clean clothing, Sponge Bob and obscene an quantity of chocolate milk.

I am powerless against their mighty whining. 

(I wonder where they get it from)

But seriously, can I get some major Supermom points for making it this far without buying Happy Meals for The Kiddos' dinner? I mean without buying Happy Meals until now.

Is "Supermom" one word or two?

But hold on a minute...

I think I see a...

WAIT.

I'm scared!

Wha, wha... what's that shiny thing waaaay down there?
 
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You mean, besides a splendiferously awful miniature iPhone photo?

THAT my friends, is where I NOW BRUSH MY TEETH

in a BATHROOM SINK (not a kitchen sink)

like a Normal Human Being.


And every so often I like to do a little bit of this:


just because I can.
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21 comments:

  2. Oh snap, a sink! Finally. *and there was much rejoicing*

    I think "supermom" being a derivative of "superman" is okay to be spelled as a single word, given that the origin is spelled in various ways. Also, being based in techno-coloured fiction, I think one can get away with pretty much anything under that guise. ;)

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  3. LOL! I love your writing style & whit. Glad I found your blog. I'm sure I'll be visiting again.

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  4. Wow....talk about progress! First there was no more peeing in jars in your backyard and now you can brush your teeth in the bathroom. I'm so happy for you!

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    1. I forgot to ask; what brand/make is it?

      Thanks!

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    2. Hi Sarah - the faucet is made by Kohler: "Bancroft" in fancy-schmancy chrome.

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  6. I am inordinately happy for your functioning sink. Almost as if it was my own.

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  9. You would be missing husband so much more if you do not have these tiny people which are actually your angels. :) Good thing you have that sink to console you. LOL

    ~Lisha

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  11. I realized I never commented on this! I hope I at least tweeted you to tell you how excited I am that you have a sink! Because eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! So freaking exciting!

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  12. Congrats on the official sink! Looks good. I can't wait to have running water in our house (don't worry, I'm not atually living there right now..)

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  13. Next thing you know A SHOWER!

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  14. Excellent blog, this is a good source on home improvement or renovation.

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  15. Wow! The IKEA-inspired step stool is a smart idea since the kids can reach the sink without using any stool that may cause accidents. That also reduces clutter in the bathroom because you don’t have a stool to move about. It makes the bathroom neat and organized. It also saves space!

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  16. Looks nicer than where I brush my teeth now... Hahaha. I mean that in a jealous way, I would kill for a nice shiny white new sink with a chrome finish on the faucet. Hell I would take a plastic faucet, I just want a sink that works.
    Great home improvement tips through, very nice.

    -Adam Ahmed
    Stucco NYC

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  17. i love that faucet...serious blogger envy over here from the girl with pink 70s sinks/faucets :).

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